Esoteric Emporium
More Tarot Spreads
Royal Advice Tarot Spread
About this spread
Use this spread anytime you're at a major life crossroads, or navigating crisis in your personal, professional, or spiritual life! It will give you helpful information about manifesting your SOUL PURPOSE in this lifetime!
Get some targeted advice from the Tarot's Court Cards on what you need to LEARN, what you need to DO, what you need to NURTURE, and what you need to MASTER.
Stop Drop & Roll Tarot Spread
About this spread
This Tarot spread is inspired by Stop, Drop, & Roll—those catchy, memorable, actionable steps of what to do if you’re caught on fire. This is a rare occurrence—but since the 1970’s, all of us worldwide are prepared to Stop, Drop, and Roll. This Tarot spread offers the emotional/cognitive/metaphysical/existential equivalent.
If you’re struggling with a decision, a crossroads, a family dynamic, a situation at work, a major life change, a midlife crisis, a breakup—anything that feels out of control, this spread will give you practical, actionable advice. It won’t fix the situation, but it will help you to handle crises with maturity, grace, confidence, and, yes, even curiosity. It will help you to feel like you are doing something. It will refocus your mental energy and invite you to explore the kinds of symbolic action that do, in fact, generate change.
1. Start by shuffling your deck and meditating on whatever you want to problem-solve.
2. When you’re ready, cut the deck three times, laying out three separate piles.
3. Flip the top cards over. This is your three-step action plan, guaranteed to put out any emotional/cognitive/metaphysical/existential fire.
4. Take time to distill each card into a simple, actionable step.
5. Then, flip the piles over and reflect on the cards on the bottom. These cards give you some information about what’s on the other side—they might represent what’s threatening or opposing you, they might represent the problem itself, or an obstacle, something that’s preventing you from taking right action or seeing the situation clearly. These cards might represent what you’ll let go of and leave in the past if you act. Maybe these cards represent alternative or follow-up actions. Listen to the cards and use your intuition.
6. Take action! Put your three-step plan into motion.
Career Crossroads
About this episode
Welcome to Work To Live, Live To Work, a series in which I offer Career Advice using the wisdom of the Tarot.
In this episode, I talk about using Odyssey Planning as a personal jumpstart that can help you navigate an unexpected career crossroads—now, or later, or anytime you need a confidence boost!
Whether you're feeling settled in a career path aligned to your values and strengths, or you're experiencing the professional version of a forest fire, this episode offers some gentle guidance in responding to change with curiosity, grace, and compassion—which is the best, the most we can do!
Tarot Spreads
Soul in the Hole
About this spread
This Tarot spread is a personal jumpstart that will activate your leadership potential—now, or later, anytime you need a confidence boost!
SOUL IN THE HOLE will help you to DIY your own spotlight and then shine in it and invite others to do the same!
I named the spread SOUL IN THE HOLE in honor of musician and quintuple Virgo Nick Cave, who once claimed: “I am not interested in anything that doesn't have a genuine heart to it. You've got to have soul in the hole. If that isn't there, I don't see the point.”
Nick also famously wrote: “I feel duty-bound to unearth, enhance and promote the world’s beautiful things rather than obsess, worry and agitate over the worst of things. I believe in creation over destruction, compassion over cynicism, mercy over vitriol, friendship over hostility, truth over lies and love over hate.”
You can approach SOUL IN THE HOLE as an RX or a recipe, and follow it step-by-step as you learn to trust yourself and show up from a place of leadership.
Hitchcock Almost Got It Right
About this spread
Like a Hitchcock heroine or a Mercury cazimi, this spread will rustle some ancient wisdom from your psyche & some divine eloquence from the white noise of everyday life, via the ancient spiritual technologies of poetry and the Tarot.
Honor Roll Hangover Detox
About this spread
This Poetry Tarot spread will help you to say no & embrace fear; let go of mistakes & act in alignment with your core values; & stop overworking & take responsibility for what’s yours (vs. what isn’t). So you can stop WINNING & start LIVING!
Spells
The Santa Chani | Abundance for All
About this spell
Using accessible ingredients from your pantry, this sweet, easy & affordable spell manifests abundance for all!
In 10 quick steps you’ll generate wealth, generosity, & connection—the kind that leads to collective liberation!
(Curious about the missing Step #11? When the apple rots, compost it in a garden, or the earth, or leave it a crossroads, or dispose of it in a graveyard or at a church or gym or hospital. Or do what I did and throw it as high as you can into your favorite body of water!)
The Money Jar Detox | Eclipse Abundance
About this spell
Eclipses pivot.
Eclipses transform.
Eclipses catalyze.
Eclipses amplify our actions.
Eclipses shine a light on what’s been hidden in the shadows. They ask us to do the hard work of healing and self-reflection—in our personal and professional lives.
So why not get a head start?
Why not flush out what’s hidden, pivot, identify what we want to amplify, and catalyze our own transformation in advance of the eclipse?
My pre-Eclipse Money Jar Ritual is designed to do just that!
This simple, four-step ritual uses basic ingredients from your pantry to supercharge areas of your life where you want to grow wealth and worth and release anything that's blocking you from accessing your innate wealth and worth.
I recommend starting this ritual before the eclipse but you can start it day of, too. Or any time you want to tune into the magic of abundance!
Poetry Pep Talks
Do Small Things, With Great Love
Watch or listen to learn how you, too, can generate a personal rallying cry to share with friends, family, and foes.
Rituals
Self-Love Shower
About this ritual
This Self Love Shower is a simple, accessible ritual using basic ingredients from your pantry to CELEBRATE beautiful, badass, messy, paradoxical, counterintuitive you.
I foraged for and/or purchased ingredients from my neighborhood discount market (including an intriguing and slightly suspicious bottle of “sparkling mango wine” that I am happy to douse myself in and not drink), for a total of $5—far cheaper than therapy, a massage, a fancy dinner, a new pair of lacy underwear, or any other way that we tend to “indulge” in self love.
Reducing Your Wish Weight
About this ritual
Here’s a simple spell for setting a goal that’s worth the price of admission. Especially if—like so many of us—you are struggling to tap into your dreams. If daily life is hard enough, and dreaming doesn’t seem worth the price of admission, then this ritual is for you!
Big Momma Cold Moon Magic
About this ritual
This Big Momma Cold Moon Magic Spell is ignited by the magic of today’s full moon in Cancer. You can spin it anytime—ideally in the next week, to prime you to reclaim the power that is rightfully yours in the New Year.
That’s right! In 2024, we will reclaim the power that is rightfully ours.
And this Big Momma Magic Workout is here to help.
The workout takes about 30 minutes, and is followed by a super yummy 6-day Abundance Shoe Ritual. You'll write for about 24 of those minutes, in 6 of my trademark writing sprints. You'll need something to write with and on, two dimes, something sweet, a candle, and the Moon and the Devil Tarot cards.
This spell will prepare you to show up to the New Year with a full cup. AND RECLAIM THE POWER THAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS!
Virtual Bouquets
The artifacts in my Esoteric Emporium are about living creatively, and generously, connecting consciously with the energy around us.
These spells, spreads, pep talks, and bouquets are for you regardless of whether you identify as an artist or a witch because:
You are an artist. You are magic.
However you work with these spells, spreads, pep talks, and bouquets, I encourage you to use them to connect with the magic that is inside of you, so you, too, can get back to your soul purpose, however it is you like to create—whether that is to make a poem, a painting, a symphony, a building, a loaf of bread, a child, a day.
It could be a time for you to work on projects that you tend to put on the back burner, a time to become a co-collaborator with Earth; a time to enhance your sparkle; a time to integrate or reintegrate creativity into daily life; a time to grow empathy (for yourself and others); a time to develop a rich relationship with your intuition; a time for stretching your mind and expanding your imaginative potential; a time for growing trust, care, and curiosity; a time for affirming your right to be your weird, messy, magical self and embrace the chaos that is being a human being; a time for cultivating independence of mind; and/or a time for making wild leaps of faith simply for the joy they bring.
Come play with me.
Anything happens here, in the magic of one’s chaos.
Put out thy hand, dancing to find/ out.